witchbillie said: you’d be closer to me so do it hahahaha nah dont u fucking dare
dat sentence’s a fkn rollercoaster
but idk man i don’t speak norwegian and i’d have to share an apartment with four other peeps, three of them guys, and it’s shit expensive so while the salary’s better it costs more to live there so. yeah. idk.
#do not call me danish i will cut you
I’M SORRY i love denmark with its accessible booze, bicycles everywhere and tivoli and i can even pronounce rødgrød med fløde i swear. it’s just. it’s kind of an insult. in sweden. sort of. oops.
Haha! I’ve heard “my Swedish is getting so rusty it’s beginning to sound like Danish.”
I think we diss people from Greenland more than from Sweden… “Drunk as a Greenlander”
there’s people on greenland? well shit, we should save them
#put a hot potato in a swede’s mouth and bam- you get danish
Danes do, however, have a weird relationship with Norway.
There’s this famous myth that then-Foreign Minister of Denmark Per Hækkerup got so drunk at a meeting with the Norwegian minister Jens Evensen that he signed papers giving away a big part of the North Sea to Norway, which later turned out to be a huge oil-field.
In reality, Denmark did reach a deal with Norway on where the sea borders should be, and Norway did get the part with the oil which is why Norway is richer than Denmark, but there were no alcohol involved. But the myth lives on :)